…i’m not kid you.

Baru nemu “troubleshooting-manual”nya waktu iseng jalan-jalan kesini. Yah…kalo program/software tu di-installed di komputer, “suami” di-instaled di kehidupan nyata 😛
Mari kita baca, resapi & tertawa bersama… 😉

> From : [email protected]
…To…..: Tech-Support

Dear Tech Support,
 Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,

And then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, GolfClubs 4.1 and UEFAChampionsLeague 2.0.

I’ve tried several ways such as Conversation 8.0 (which no longer runs) and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
-Desperate…-

> From : Tech-Support
…To…..: [email protected]

DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind that : Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command : ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to : Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 (Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting_and_Snoring_Loudly beta).

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn NEW applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend the following software : Cooking 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!
-Tech Support-

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Nah… bagi yang program Husband 1.0-nya lagi error… monggo dipraktekkan troubleshooting-manual di atas 😀 Bagi-bagi ceritanya ya kalo berhasil 😛

Cheers !

PS : click here to read the Wife 1.0 troubleshooting-manual 😉